A special effects man specializing in gore who also directs low-budget, borderline-splatter horror movies.
Yes this is a terrible movie, but an entertaining bad movie nevertheless. A new type of cartoon is released from hell where toons
(men wearing silly masks and costumes) can pass into the land of the living and dance and giggle while chopping up their victims with
huge saws, scissors and axes. Teenagers play strip ouija while the childish sister (a porn star with huge boobs) sits upstairs with her new cartoon
and the carnage begins. Among other things, one girl get her spine yanked out and her body played with like a puppet, and another gets sawed in half.
Campy, silly, bad, amusing. Followed by an inferior, not as entertaining sequel with a lot of the gore replaced by cartoons.
Terror Toons 1 & 2
Sorority girls initiate new members by making them stay in a haunted house that looks like a warehouse turned into a funhouse. But it turns out there
is a real killer on the loose. A cliched horror story done a million times before and one would expect some humor or new twist this time, but there's
nothing of the kind, except for the initiation rite involving boobs, chocolate and cream. The gore is plentiful and varied, with many different nasty gashes,
face carving, head smashing, disembowelment, etc. Castro shows off his special effects but forgets to make a proper movie.
Hazing, The (AKA Butchered)
A drug-addict who let his friend die, lets his life deteriorate until his arm gets mutilated and infected from the needles. While working
at a garage, drug-pushers beat him up and inject him with a killer drug that only makes him strong, paranoid and insane. So he grabs a jack-hammer
and goes on a nasty massacre-rampage as more and more people visit the garage. The gore is brief and not as entertaining as you would expect,
the premise and good acting by the main character is wasted, and the rest of the cast act terribly.
Slasher movie number 36590 with the exact same plot. Brother goes insane, kills family, years later comes back to finish the job. The acting is weak,
the plot is dumb, and the only reason I list it here is because the gore quotient is just a little higher than usual, barely crossing the border
from gory deaths to gorehounds' deaths with fake-looking head-crushes, neck slashes and disembowelments. I curse the day Scream made slasher movies hip again.
Famous for being entered into the Guinness World Records for most on-screen kills, or something similar, but, like most Guinness records, it only exists for the
sake of the record and is quite silly and useless otherwise. It's an anthology of short movies, some of them are even plotless, and are only there to serve up
another killer on a rampage. There's the wrapper about escaped convicts causing chaos and massacres, a 'story' about a jogger that is beaten to a pulp, who then
gets up for no reason, and goes on a rampage for no reason, there's the one about 'Lump' a disabled hermaphrodite with a huge lump on his forehead who is thrown
over the cliff by his sister and then comes back for revenge, there's a fat boogeyman rapist monster, and finally, a campfire undead killer, all of which cannot
be killed, and kill everyone that appears on screen within seconds. Grand total: 155 kills, each one done in a unique and usually very unrealistic method, including
slashing, crushing, slicing, shoving various household objects into their face and brain, decapitating, carving, cutting in half, burning, melting...well you get the
idea. Unfortunately for the gorehounds, this features extremely poor gore effects, some of them looking like an 80s computer game or Flash movies hand drawn by
an internet teenager with no budget. To sum up: No interesting stories, no comedy, only male nudity, bad gore, and no horror because one badly done death scene after
another is just tiring, not scary. Terrible and worthless.
Summer of Massacre, The